December 2011
In case I forget later
HAPPY NEW YEAR’S!!!
You guys are wonderful. I’m glad to know you. Or be getting to know you (if you’re new). I’ll try to not leave you drunken chatty messages like last year (aka this) if I can help it.
I’d kiss almost all of you. One of you with tongue.
Mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah mwah.
I just went to the movies if anyone feels like...
Nomnomnom
mighty-chango asked: we should do a whole bunch of drugs together and then fuck. Or just do a whole bunch of drugs together. Or you can just sit out while I do a bunch of drugs by myself. Man...I really just kind of want to do a whole bunch of drugs.
Chicken Shit: Best of 2011 →
andrewr31:
I’m bored, and since I’m such a big fan of you tweet people, I decided to list my favorite tweets of the year(in no particular order). With most of these tweeters I could have easily picked 5 tweets to put on this list, so if you are not follow any of them, please do so now. These tweets made me…
woohoo someone put me on a list and it’s not “people in big...
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I just got paid for not working. And a bonus.
How fucking good is that? I love public holidays.
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Please Post Whatever the Fuck You Want!
thatsthefactjack:
You’re you. And what you post makes you you.
We can’t ask you to post to our convenience.
So.
Post everything your heart desires. What I like I heart.
What I don’t I scroll over.
If I find myself scrolling over much more than liking…. I unfollow.
It’s that easy.
I fucking love you!
One person has received a Christmas card from me...
I’m still planning on killing the entire postal system
I'm having some internet-free time (this tumblr...
I’m super bright but not THAT bright.
I Shouldn't Have a Blog. So.: What I Didn't Get... →
goreadabook:
The big story on the internet this Christmas season was all the kids who ran to tweet/blog/facebook about how they wanted to murder their parents right in the face for not getting them a new iPhone. For example:
Look at these assholes. You already have a cell phone SeanMcmaster1!! I see it…
Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery but...
Sometimes I notice people I talk to often taking on my characteristics. You can see it more in writing. Certain mannerisms of mine, ways I’ve always written, begin being reflected back at me. And then I see them use them in conversations with other people. And it just feels weird. I’m pretty sure it’s subconscious. I do it so much that then they start doing it and don’t...
Game
hoopahoep:
This is the game:
I’ll dress up as Seven of Nine and paxochka will dress up as Princess Leia in her slave costume. We’ll visit a Comic Con and count the erections.
Who wants to join and what will be your costume?
I like this game
Never mind you guys. I found it. I mean I had to... →
It’s a show called “Superficial friends”
After five days off work I'm starting to get...
Public Holidays are great but after a while I go out of my mind. I even went to the sales yesterday. They were boring. I even cleaned the house yesterday. Including double mopping the floors. I’m so bored. I’m going to the movies today because nothing like sitting still in an enclosed space for several hours to cure your boredom.
I saw this show once where Lindsay Lohan had a...
Does anyone know what that is?
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@yucky
When we were kids my bitchsister used to make me be Brandon even though I looked like Brenda. She’s such a cow.
Does anyone remember what part of my cycle it is...
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Joan is awesome
“I don’t want to fight with you”
“Then stop talking”
@speshuled
No, escargot taste delicious. But my mind goes weird places. Weird semeny places.
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Sometimes I think of things I can't tweet because...
Like “I think escargot are delicious. But then I swallow semen so what would I know?”
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hoopahoep asked: There's a question that has been burning on my mind. Have you received an eye patch for Christmas?
Truthful Tuesday
For the last few months I have noticed people talking about how they’re not “favstar” funny anymore. They still write great tweets, they just aren’t getting the stars they used to get.
There’s a few things here..
Times change. People change. The followers we used to have six months ago probably got lives or are on at different times now. I’m busier and...
Seriously if the postal service doesn't start...
Truthful Tuesday
I helped out in my friend’s store on Christmas eve and watching people buy gifts for their loved ones should have been magical but it wasn’t. It was all “ugh let’s just get him this, who cares if he likes it”. And “this is marked, can you take anything off the price? Oh and wrap it, it’s for a gift”
I submit yet another reason I shouldn't be allowed...
I love you :) Not in a creepy masturbate to your pictures way but there’s still time.
* that was supposed to be a compliment. I’m good at this, yes?
“Blogging:
Because the real people in your life don’t give a fuck about your...”
– (via grumpyland
)
Can't seem to get the photo to load but I'm... →
I got three seasons of Mad Men for Christmas
Watched Season Two and am on to Season Three.
Don Draper is hot.
But I want to smack him.
He’s a jerk to Betty.
That little girl’s lisp drives me insane.
Holy fuck these people are sexist alcoholic racist litterers.
I’m entranced by it all.
MY favourite quote:
“I’m a homosexual”
“I don’t think that means what you think it means”
...
Truthful Tuesday
I’ve been visiting some beautiful women’s askholes lately and I noticed one thing in common. They all have anon switched off.
Anon doesn’t get switched off for no good reason. And that makes me sad. That so many wonderful women here have been subjected to askhole hate and intimidation.
My hip hurts. I have one of those great little...
If you get my drift.
Most annoying question in the world: Where do you...
IF I KNEW THAT IT WOULDN’T BE FUCKING LOST. GET A BETTER QUESTION!
I have a virginal white nighty that makes me look...
But I’d be a terrible sister wife because I don’t like to share.
Oh it's Tuesday already...
I had some truthful Tuesdays but I forgot them again. I should probably start drafting this shit.
when I see someone has unfollowed me I just don’t care. Occasionally there are people I care about, but I’ve learned to disassociate. It’s just a website, right?
I don’t care about a lot of things lately. I think I finally joined that dontgiveafuck group. It feels empty.
...
@verlieren
I’m not working til the 3rd either :) I’m just changing in and out of pyjamas for the next week.
Enjoy work today, America
I fucking LOVE public holidays. Nothing is open until the day after tomorrow. I’ll be in bed thinking of you all.
Losing followers on Christmas Day because I'm...
Like a very uncaring boss