“I hope he has two eyes”
me to my sister about the guy my mum is dating.
It makes more sense if you know about bob the pirate.
Ok maybe he wasn’t a pirate. But he DID only have one eye and he lived on a boat. Totally obvious he was a pirate.
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naimhe said:
But did he have a parrot? Because you can’t be a real pirate unless you have a parrot.
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